Monday, November 23, 2009

Wanted!

REWARD!
HAMSTER WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE STUFFED

Elusive grey stuffed hamster, responds to the name Numnums
3" tall, .4lbs
Identifying marks: white heart on back, pink plastic nose, beady little eyes
Considered extremely cuddly, hard to find, is known to make rare appearances during holiday sales at discount department stores. Beware the throngs of elbow throwing adults if Numnums is spotted. Proceed with caution.


1 comment:

Stacie said...

OMG, ha!!!
I'm on the lookout - will send Numnums overnight, first priority in animal safe packaging if found! :)